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Sorta like Chuck Norris facts, but with a Xena twist. Try to come up with one! Xena can fight off an army, and then make love to her bard soon afterwards. Even without her head, Xena can still kick a...

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You know, I always wanted to make a site for Xena facts LOL For those who don't know, the site is http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

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Xena doesn't go fishing, she goes fisting! *chokes wildly on her breakfast and she reads*

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Oh, I remember one we had along these lines before... Xena doesn't just have a war cry. She made War cry.

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Hahaha, i love that one Kate

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Xena doesn't need a TV remote. She just scares the TV to switch to the channel of her choosing.

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Xena does not use spell check. If she happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.

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If looks could kill ... wait a minute, maybe in Xena's case they actually do.

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the woman can beat you down with a fish, and save your life using a bladder from a slaughtered pig.

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Xena doesn't get killed. She just suffers temporary setbacks.

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LK thats AWESOME! heehee

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Xena doesn't defy the laws of physics. She just ignores them.

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Good one LK

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Haha this thread is funny

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we should compile these somewheres. good ones LK!

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here's another one before i go off to work. the universe is just a small part of the greater xenaverse. :P

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LOL! I just remembered this thread. I love all the ones you came up with!

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Come on guys, let's have some more! Xena doesn't have enemies. She has minor annoyances.

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Xena never dies, because she never needed to be born. (Yeah. I know. ) Xena doesn't do flips, she just spins the world around her.

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Xena doesn't do flips, she just spins the world around her. Good one! Xena doesn't cheat death, she just plays hardball.

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God didn't create Xena. He did ask for her phone number once, though.

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